From the Driving Seat to the Author's Chair! My New Funny Children's Chapter Book has been launched!

Simon Harrison
Sep 16
2 min read

From the Driving Seat to the Author's Chair!

You might know me from the passenger seat, helping you master the roads of Loughborough. But when I'm not on the road, I'm at my desk creating a whole other kind of adventure!

I’m thrilled to announce that I've written and illustrated my first children’s chapter book, "Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge." It’s a hilarious and fast-paced story about an unlikely hero who uses her very unique "talents" to save her family from a gang of crooks.

Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat and The Diamond Meat Mob’s Revenge by Simon Harrison — My new book - Flatulent-Fuelled Granny Pat & The Diamond Meat Mob's Revenge - Packed full of fun fart fulled humour in an illustrated children's chapter book - 7-14 years

It’s been a passion project of mine for a while, and it’s a whole lot of fun. I believe that reading should be a giggle-filled adventure, and I can promise that this book will get some good laughs from you and your kids.

For the full story, including a sneak peek and a link to buy the book on Amazon. please head over to my personal author blog.

I’d be so grateful if you could check it out, share it with friends, or even leave a review if you enjoy it — your support means the world as I start this new adventure. 💚

👉 Take a look here:

■ Colour Paperback available on Amazon Worldwide

https://amzn.eu/d/g2ZGmks

■ Hardback is also available on Amazon Worldwide

https://amzn.eu/d/6XzYHke

Read the full blog post and learn more about the book here:

https://flatulent-fuelled-granny-pat.blogspot.com/2025/09/flatulent-fuelled-granny-pat-diamond.html?m=1

You can also view my book on Goodreads